when you visit the toilet and leave it with 5 horrible things that came out of your body:
1. solid sh-t
2. liquid shut
dude, my stomach was hurting the other day, and i had a 5 crown wonder.
- ping pang pong
when a person is extremely good looking “woah man that girl is ping pang pong”
- play doll
a person who is a level lower than a submissive in the area of s-xual activity and preference. they are willing to being blindfolded, tied up and spoken harshly to but refrain from whips, clamps or serious pain. commonly wearing something that resembles a doll or/and is willing to be subjected to the same behaviour […]
- p*rnhub master
the life of all p-rn hub humanity “did you get on xbox today, no but my p-rnhub master did today because my ph level is low”
- post traumatic text disorder
typically, victims of textual har-ssment are most pr-ne to suffer from post traumatic text disorder. excessive strings of single-sentence or even single-word texts are the most common cause of pttd. how uninteresting or irrelevant a text or string of texts are is positively correlated to their propensity to traumatize the receiver. also, the earlier or […]
- power fringe
a fringe one obtains once one has attained a particular level of success. ‘so after i become head press officer, i’m just going get a, like, a power fringe, you know what i mean?’ at which point her sister collapsed on the tube floor, dying with laughter.