5 foot fakeout

similar to the ’50 yard fakeout,’ where a guy/girl looks exceptionally attractive from far away, but once you get within 5 feet they look not-so-great/pretty ugly.
i thought he was really hot, but then he got closer and it was definitely a 5 foot fakeout!! so embar-ssing, i turned away reaaaal quick

i went over to buy her a drink, but it was a trick!! 5 foot fakeout!!…so i ended up walking past her instead…it was awkward

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