5 Knuckle Shuffle

to perform the act of masturbation ie a w-nk
after watching ‘zoey 101’, mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle
to: shake hands with the devil
self pollute
self harm
choke the chicken
releive ones self
gill: whats wrong bob? do you want me to perform f-ll-t– to you again?

bob: f-ck no, ur teeth grind me bell like a cheese grater, u f-kin wh-r-, get out, il have a 5knuckle shuffle instead
the person above me is a perverted dumbf-ck sickos; don’t listen to him/her.

5 knuckle shuffle is one of wwe smackdown! superstar john cena’s signature moves. he does his “you can’t see me” then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.
tazz: ohhh there goes cena with his “you can’t see me!”, cole!

cole: 5 knuckle shuffle! and the pin…!

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