a girl who you think about when you whack off but don’t actually have the b-lls to talk to.
ex 1. man i wish i wasn’t a p-ssy and i could talk to katie, but for now she is my 5-minute crush.
guy 1: “man i totally had a 5-minute crush on that girl last night.”
guy 2: “go talk to her, man.”
guy 1: “nah i don’t have the b-lls, besides, it’s weird now.”
- montes de oca
1. a really long last name of spanish lineage. literally translated it means ‘large hills with an oak forest on top’ or ‘large hills with geese on top’. most prefer the oak forest definition. 2. the bane of any standarized test takers. “mr. jefferson, i need more time. my last name is ‘montes de oca’ […]
that feeling you get when all the weekdays blur into one another. ant: what day is it? tylar: idk, montuewedthurfriday?
- lesbian until graduation lug
someone who for whatever personal/logistical reasons decides to be a lesbian until graduation. the seriousness of this can range from officially identifying as a lesbian (possibly accompanied by an elaborate coming out process) to avoidance of the offical term and simply f-ck-ng around with girls. rather like cinderella after midnight, these are the girls who […]
- inglorious basterd
one who goes around germany killing and tormenting german n-z-s’. most preferable during the second world war. the typical way to kill n-z-s is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a n-z- with. rules and tips of an inglorious basterd: 1) if the n-z- […]
having been f-ck-d sideways by an italian. “tamara came back from rome all italicized, she on dat roman d-ck.” a modern day definition of “to walk with a lean” with a typography manifestation. originated in early 2011 in typography 101 with the coolest cats around. we were all italicized after hitting up the bar for […]