5 minutes
when you go to the supermarket with your mom and she says to stay in the car because she is just going to be 5 minutes to get a milk carton, but 30 minutes later when you died of heat in the car, she comes back with 7 bags of useless junk.
mom: stay in the car i’m just going to be 5 minutes
daughter/son: are you sure your going to be just 5 minutes?
daughter/son: *dies of heat*
mom: i’m back!
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