adj. the state of getting pwned by the police, whether it’s getting pulled over for burning a red at 2am, speeding or getting arrested.
tyrone got 5-pwned in l.a. for doing 65 in a 64

you give that cop the finger and he’s bound to 5-pwn your -ss.

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