50% jew

someone who is cheap enough and rich enough to be considered “jew” even if he doesnt practice the rest of the religion.
“chris, can i have the ten dollars you owe me?”

“no, i don’t have it”

“but your 50% jew! you have to have money”

“yeah, but it also means im never going to part with it”

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