when ever you are 500 miles or more from your home and traveling alone without your other half (boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) your actions are your own and you can not be held accountable for them.
mostly in a s-xual way.. murder someone and your sorry -ss is still going to jail!!
i was at a conference in vegas and totally hooked up with a hottie… you mean you cheated??? nope i was covered under the “500 mile rule”.. i’m all good.
- *ss chewing
a severe verbal reprimand from your boss, wife, husband, parents or anyone else in an actual or perceived position of authority over you. i got an -ss chewing from my supervisor for being late to work again this week. -variant – if i don’t clean the garage out by this weekend, the wife will really […]
international time for discipline. 5:00 crack open the beer. 5:01 the beatings commence. bob: “what happened to you?” larry: “i tagged a guy’s fence and he found me at 5:01.”
the day when the united states kicked down the front door off killed osama bin laden’s mansion and killed his -ss. “dude do you know what date is it today?” yeah its 5/01/11 the date that when we found osama bin laden and shot him in his f-cking head.
verb: the act of reciting information to customers that you’ve done thousands of times before “i gave this lady -ssistrance with booking a flight because i get that question all the time.”
- *ss jacker
one who tricks people, mostly young boys, into recieving -n-l s-x. -wow after that church overnighter my -ss really hurts and i dont know why! -dude i told you that priest was an -ss jacker. any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a […]