“500 mile rule”
when ever you are 500 miles or more from your home and traveling alone without your other half (boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) your actions are your own and you can not be held accountable for them.
mostly in a s-xual way.. murder someone and your sorry -ss is still going to jail!!
i was at a conference in vegas and totally hooked up with a hottie… you mean you cheated??? nope i was covered under the “500 mile rule”.. i’m all good.
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