a person of the opposite s-x who looks good at about 50 feet away, but looks like a steaming pile of cr-p at 20 feet. frequently embar-ssing one in front of their friends.
(50 feet away) bob: dude check out that chick.
(20 feet away)dave: where, you mean that b-tterface?
bob: uhhh, no no, that one behind her to the left.
dave: hey, that’s my sister! you eyed a 50/20 didn’t you?
when a woman has the face of a 50 year old and the body of a 20 year old.
dude, did you see that picture of nicollett sheridan in a bikini? what a 50/20
n. police code for drunk driving. got my license suspended cause i was busted for a 502. the police code fo’ when you be drivin’ drizzunk, n-gg-. “f-ck the police and a 502!” eazy e, 8 ball the area code fo the trillest city eva n-gg- louisville kentucky we ride 28s in tha 502 b-tch!!! […]
the act of sh-tt-ng ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarr-ssing situation. the drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn’t know what she had said and done. when we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarr-ssed, and she […]
- self s*xteam
1. the way you feel about yourself s-xually. 2.a group of h-rny naked people willing to work together to have s-x. the people invloved in an oragy. 1. she looked at her huge b–bs and smiles, she has great self s-xteam. when he climaxed she knew she was good, she has good self s-xteam. 2. […]
- homing beacon
the internal comp-ss that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. more often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home. often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring […]
- blame hound
a third party who cops the blame for anothers indescretion. i droped the worst fart the other day and used my baby son as my blame hound.