50s housewife
a domestic goddess who shares alot of stereotypical, outdated, characteristics of women in the 1950s, such as:
.wearing pearls while baking
.acts extremely naive when it comes to s-x.
.very cheery, pretends to be happy.
.treats her husband like a king, literally.
.needs to looks her absolute best while working her -ss off.
.prepares dinner an hour early before he husband comes home from work.
.lets her hubby do all the talking for her.
.bright, sunny, insanely clean house.
.s-xually repressed.
.wears demure, feminine clothes.
.fantasies about other men, such as a next door neighbor, her son’s best friend or a celeb.
.never speaks her mind.
.on her free time, sometimes goes shopping or to the beauty salon.
“shes dedicating her life as a homemarker?”
“what is she trying to a 50s housewife?”
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