a domestic goddess who shares alot of stereotypical, outdated, characteristics of women in the 1950s, such as:
.wearing pearls while baking
.acts extremely naive when it comes to s-x.
.very cheery, pretends to be happy.
.treats her husband like a king, literally.
.needs to looks her absolute best while working her -ss off.
.prepares dinner an hour early before he husband comes home from work.
.lets her hubby do all the talking for her.
.bright, sunny, insanely clean house.
.wears demure, feminine clothes.
.fantasies about other men, such as a next door neighbor, her son’s best friend or a celeb.
.never speaks her mind.
.on her free time, sometimes goes shopping or to the beauty salon.
“shes dedicating her life as a homemarker?”
“what is she trying to a 50s housewife?”
- 50's man
a wholesome-looking black and white clip art character that has been used in recent years to humorously promote drugs, violence, and alcohol. by this point in time, he’s a seedy cliché seen on out-of-style book covers, posters, and t-shirts. it’s not funny anymore, guys. it doesn’t make you trendy or ironic, and you’re not sticking […]
- 50's rich
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- 50 states
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- hiawathas breakfast
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clinkhamwood or ‘clink’ as its refered to as the locals is a sub urban area within st helens, merseyside. it is situated near carmil and is an infamous settlement. clinkhamwood is known to inhabited by vandels, gangsters, phychos, thugs, chavs, thieves, murderers etc. it is commonly over run with poilce enforcers patrolling the area by […]