guy fawkes night in the uk, celebrating the gunpowder plot of 5th november 1605, when religious fundamentalists were thwarted in their attempted terrorist attack against the houses of parliament in the united kingdom. a proposed new name for these celebrations in line with the modern tradition of referring to significant events using just numbers (although in the uk the day comes before the month).
will you come to our 5/11 celebrations? you’ll be shocked and awed by our fireworks display…
the numbers imprinted on a generic brand of percocet. we just snorted three 512’s in the back of cl-ss the area code for austin texas (atx) a:what you doing with those jalepenos? b:just staying true to the 512. international organization that began in 1996 in fuquay-varina, north carolina. members are identified by a small trinket, […]
- ghetto low mein
another way of saying ramen noodles jeff: dude, what’s for dinner tonight? trey: man, all we got tonight is ghetto low mein.
- d*ck blender
a s-xual act; specifically the act of forcing one’s thumb (the most lateral digit on one’s hand) into the scr-t-m and twirling it about in circular fashion. it is meant to be a painful experience. audible whirring from the mouth is optional. shirley promised fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a d-ck blender […]
- facebook slagger
a facebook slagger is a person who is never online when needed, for example a group chat where a topic is getting discussed or if hes just not online when all the other brochacho’s are going nuts on face. brochacho 1: dude, frank is slaggin again. brochacho 2: yeah, i just noticed; hes such a […]
name for a pretty cool motherf-cker “you’re a pretty cool harizzle, my fizzle.”