59 fifty

new era fitted cap. the original. flat brimmed with the sticker on it.
i was gonna get that hot -ss lid at the game, but it was some fake -ss sh-t. i need that 59 fifty.
the trademark cap by new era, usaly sold for around $30. it’s fitted, and most of the time has a mlb team. the crown seems to be bigger then normal caps, and the visor is flat. worn by gangstas, w-nkstas and normal people. also a song.
kid: “dad gimme dt 59fifty, it’s dope, naam sayin?”
dad: “f-ck you son, its $40!”
a flat brimmed hat. they have shiny gold stickers on them. the stickers are left on because apparently they make the wearer cool/gangster/etc., when in reality they just make the wearer look like a dumb-ss. do you keep the tags on your clothes? didn’t think so.

supposedly it’s left on because it shows how much the hat cost or simply because it’s shiny, and humans seem to have some attraction to shiny things (ie. bling, gold, and in ancient cultures, the sun). all in all, this fad is up there in stupidity with having one’s pants down past their knees. to quote the overused -yet completely true- song, “lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground!”
average american: “yo, look at dat f-ckin’ 59fifty hat, man! it got da f-ckin’ shiny–ss sticka on it, yo! dat mean it f-ckin’ legit!”

anyone with a brain: “you seem to have forgotten to take the sticker off your hat. oh, it’s cool to keep it on? sorry, but you don’t look gangstuh. you look like a dumb-ss.”
a hat made by new era worn by just about everybody these days. it has many different logos and is the hat sponsored by the mlb. so, it usually has a cool mlb logo on it.
man you see ti’s atlanta braves 59fifty hat in whatever you like?
a cool flat brim hat most famous for being named after how much it costs. most people leave the sticker on to show off.
jim: dude, check out his 59 fifty!
joe: rich b-tch. paid $60 for a baseball cap.
“gangsta” hat sold by new era that is the most highly desired hats in existance. you must leave the sticker on to be cool, especially in hawaii, la, etc.
“dannyboi just bought dat new white 59 fifty cap — he has like ten already!”
a new era fitted (sized) hat usually has some sort of baseball (la dodgers, ny yankees) or on some cases football (jets)come in various colors and designs.

comes with two stickers:
1) on the top of the brim to be removed as it states size and you look like a dumb-ss if you leave it on
2) the underside holographic sticker to be left on as it authenticates it
man no#1: look at 50 cents ny 59 fifty he looks an -ss
nan no#2: yeah games la dodger 59 fifty looks better