basically to be used instead of the word check
i am unsure of something, i better 59 it

oi pal, 59 these new shoes
synonym for average. derives from 5.9 inches being the average p-n-s length in human males. it is pr-nounced without the decimal point. (“five-nine”)
yo man, how was transformers 2?
ehh. it was pretty 5.9
yeah.. but you got to see megan fox panties shot, so its so worth it
1. a code word for codeine
luis- “hey fool, you got tha 5-9?”

rob “oh fo sho! what you think this is?
kindergarden? 3 bucks a pop”
found in the year 2010 by max, a psyeudonym for insult but n-body rly knows what it means:o
59!, hahahahah
natural ice beer. (referring to the abv of the specific beverage.) term originated in san diego, ca.
person 1: “what you doing tonight?”
person 2: “drinking that 5.9…”
verb: meaning something stupid. to pull a 5-9 is to say and/or do something that many would consider inst-tutionalizing you for.

noun: used as a nickname for someone who has repeatedly done or said stupid things that you don’t want them to live it down.
timmy pulled a real 5-9 when he announced his poker hand before betting! from this day forward he will be strictly known as 5-9!
pr-nounced “five to nine”. used when i girl walks past, or tries to pu you or one of your mates, who is under the legal age of consent, but has done herself up so she looks quote “old enough to f-ck”.
swissboy: haha -nods- 5-9 indeed
thebrother: no for me
sherm: hahahhahaha

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