refering to a certain “adult entertainment” channel on satellite tv. 595 is used in public or social settings when you don’t want others to know you are talking about a p-rn channel. 595 is quickly becoming just as popular of an abbreviation as 411, 911, 69 and even 420.
usually when my wife comes home from work she catches me watching 595.
tommy gets to watch 595 all day long when mich-lle is at work or getting waxed.
grant loves to talk to a shorty on the phone while he watches 595.
hey did you see the big game last night???
no, i was too busy watching some 595.
when my wife gets drunk we watch 595 and she’s good to go.
usually used instead of calling someone r-t-rded, gay, or a d-ckwipe. you call someone this when they’re acting immature and like a little peice of -ss waste. not the best comeback, but when you call someone this, they’ll be blown away and look up -ssmulch on urban dictionary because they’ll be frazzled until they find […]
- falcon rape
in super smash bros, while playing with captin falcon, the up b move. link was just falcon raped off the stage.
- be a lamb
be a nice person, be helpful, do a small favour. help out with something. be nice to someone. help a friend in need. cmon, be a lamb, get me the soda. martin is such a lamb. be a lamb, do my homework for me.
similar to arrowblast. rapid and forceful manipulation of a v-g-n-l or -n-l cavity. instead of fingers, an archery arrow is used. a: man, you know rebecca? b: yeah. a: i totally arrowblasted her last night! b: sick! (in the hip hop sense)
- cougar royale
a drink invented to bring out the inner cougar in older women. 1 part vodka, 1 part hypnotic, shake with ice, drink as a shot. hey barkeep!!!! two shots of cougar royale please