b-tt s-x, -ss banging, corn-holio
“b-tt sl-ts like going to 5th base”
the last base, to have -n-l s-x with a woman or man. -n-l s-x has been cl-ssified as the most deep s-xual connection since being the most late and controversial kind of s-x.
the first base is the french kiss, the second base is touching the nether regions, the third base is oral s-x, the fourth base is v-g-n-l s-x and the fifth base is -n-l s-x. through some people will consider bdsm as the sixth base.
tongue, touch, throat, throw, t-rd.
french, feel, f-ll-t–, f-ck, feces.
beso, body, blow, bang, b-tt.
slow, s-xy, suck, s-x, sh-t.
my b-tt hurts from sliding into fifth base last night!!
when you m-st-rb-t- into your significant other’s waiting hand, a huge turn-on for most
when your significant other lets you -j-c-l-t- into his or her hand, it is often cited as one of the greatest acts of affection your spouse can show you
dude #1: dude, i pleased my girlfriend last night, and then she started jerking me off and it was really hot, but she didn’t think i was enjoying it, so she stopped.
i told that i loved it and needed to release, otherwise i would get blue-balled; but she wasn’t really in the mood after that. so she gave me a choice: go m-st-rb-t- in the bathroom by myself or she would limply kiss me and cup her hand under my erect p-n-s to catch my love juice.
i gave her some plastic wrap and she caught my j-zz in her loving hand, preventing from it from going into my pants or on the carpet; it was a good night!
dude #2: holy sh-t dude, you’re such a pimp, you totally just got to 5th base! we need to celebrate, lemme buy you some pop; you are a man now.
when you shave your partner’s -sshole. this is the ultimate expression of love.
nina and alex totally went to 5th base last night.
the end of s-x as you know it: marriage.
i haven’t had p-ssy since i hit 5th base 14 years ago.
rubbing noses with someone you love very deeply. this is considered the ultimate sign of affection.
dude i totally went to 5th base with alex last night.
a roomies or pairs activity involving one partic-p-nt mopping as the other follows close behind shuffling a towel underneath their bare feet, resulting in the cleaning of the common sp-ce floor area. most successfully achieved sipping a cup of coffee while discussing pertinent life circ-mstances. hey homeslice, will you mop’n’schooch the floor with me? it’s […]
- secondhand swag
having so much swag it begins to rub off on the people around you. hey man can you take your swag somewhere else? i’m starting to develop secondhand swag.
a person who everyone loves and people just love to be around. they generally get things right and are usually viewed as an epitome of success. person 1: omg he is such a clumer. he’s so cool! person 2: yeah i know! i wish i was like him!
a fashionable geek a geekanista describes a man or woman who is highly intelligent (and has been dubbed a nerd), but who also has style and good fashion sense.
- huzz up
an alternative way to say “hurry up”, especially if you are a little irate. “come on davey, huzz up! we are running late”