a fantasy baseball player that produces numbers across-the-board for his team. in baseball the usual offensive scoring stats in 5×5 leagbues are runs, home runs, steals, rbi, and batting average.
the term “5tool” could also be use to describe any sports player who is an all-around success, or any person who is formidably capable in a variety of situations.
i am drafting hanley ramirez, that dude is 5tool!
where both partic-p-nts simultaneously shart whilst performing a 69. i needed to change the sheets and pillow cases after my last bi-prunty.
- p*ss listening
when a person/h-m- listens to another person take a p-ss. jon: i heard dale p-ss weird. some douche kid: you h-m-, you were p-ss listening?
- scruby duby duby
when giving a baby a bath in the kitchen sink and while the daddy holds the baby, the mommy starts singing to the baby when it’s time to scrub him i’m going to scrub, scrub, scruby duby duby♫
- cool your prunes
a phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down, usually a male. ben cool your prunes and stop asking me when the project will get finished.
a place where the fos (full of sh-t) go to be cured of compulsive lying through a combination of electro-shock therapy and regular slaps in the head. if there is no fospital in your vicinity, please apply first aid (swift slap in the head) yeah, she should check-in to the fospital.