prior planning prevents p-ss poor performance
prior preparations prevents p-ss poor performance
proper planning/preparations prevents pretty poor performance
proper planning/preparations prevents p-ss poor performance
p-ss poor planning/preparations prevents proper performance
micheal: i’m going to break my brother lincoln out of prison. he’s innocent you know.
loc: well… if you’re really gonna do it, remember the 6 ps.
michael: 6 ps? what’s that?
loc: “prior planning prevents p-ss poor performance”
micheal: ohh. gotcha. but how am i gonna to remember everything once i’m inside?
loc: hmm… that’s a good one (moment of thought). hey, why don’t you tattoo the plans on your body? you can hide it under the art.
micheal: holy f-ck. that’s a great idea. you’re a f-cking genius!
loc: yeah, i know.
a pedophile on the jubei’thos forums who preys on 14 year old girls. usually using lyrical or melodic sentences “little girl, come to my van, i am a candy man.” “are you anklebite?”
- blinky balls
when a person is laying down and a guy puts a t-st-cl- on each eye, and the eyelashes are fluttered to tickle the t-st-cl-s. i like it when my partner perfoms blinky b-lls… it tickles!
- bloke got back
forget ‘baby got back’, which refers to a girl with a bigg -ss. ‘bloke got back’ means a man with a big b-tt. check out that dude walking down the beach. his b-tt’s so big, he walks funny. yo, bloke got back.
- Cousin Zone
status attained when a girl will not respond to your s-xual advances because she is your cousin. i met this pretty girl at the family reunion, but i messed around and ended up in the cousin zone.
generally used as an insult or a derogatory term, fruitbagger refers to an individual who is either extremely stupid or extremely annoying. fruitbagger is a great way to insult a hipster. fruitbagger can also be used to describe someone who works in the produce section of a grocery store and who’s main responsibility is the […]