when you’re given a line of bullsh-t so bad it feels like you are getting plummeted up the -ss with a d-ld- rapped in 60 grit sandpaper.
ed p-ssed on the shift with a 60 grit story so bad i had to shove tampons up -ss to stop the bleeding.
#60 #grit #story
when your hair gets stuck in between your b-tt cheeks i’m the shower “dang it, another bodaga!”
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a basic white asian chick that is always salty to her friends. why are you salty hyelan #salty
a type of advanced, technological library with giant unconscious shrimp attending it. let’s go to the moarium!
- Baghdad maid
a method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing – etc. see also: pan american and south american she didn’t have anything to clean up with after i came all over the place – so i pulled a baghdad maid and used her […]