the 60 series landcruiser is the most f-cked up sh-t tip that toyota ever built. with leafs all round the 60 will struggle to flex on the kerb. the 2h engine pushes out a stonking 1.6 hp at the flywheel and roughly 0.3 at the rear wheels. with patrols constantly over taking them in 1st gear and the 60 series shaking its t-ts off trying to keep up the general public has labelled the 60 as a “very sh-t, underpowered, incapable 4×4 piece of dog”
if you ever see a 60 series it’s either b-gged on the drive way or at the wreckers
- semicircle jerk
less than 3 males masturbating together. billy and ricky were grounded so tommy and johnny ended up doing a semicircle jerk in the treehouse.
- alpha phi omega apo
a bunch of people part of co-ed fraternity who didn’t have friends in high school and think they’re cool now. leadership, friendship and service. plus a bunch of other sh-t like families and dynasties that people hate. the only good thing about alpha phi omega (apo) is service, everything else sucks.
a guy who’s too f-ckin’ drunk to understand that plugging a fork in an outlet is a bad idea. a filthy balnog is in my house. a way to describe someone who’s really drunk. (i mean like really drunk) stop that you filthy balnog!
- moyster crackers
to eat -ss with crackers i ate the sh-t out of laura sanderson’s moyster crackers
- nottingham high school
fake b-tches y’all thick-skulled sons of b-tches. #swampratsg-y nottingham high school is -ss