when you intend to type a questionmark but you hit the / key before you hit shift.
the symbol “//” is used mostly in roleplaying forums to denote “slash,” or roleplays containing male/male or female/female romantic pairings. in contrast, “straight” romantic roleplays are often denoted with two upright lines (||). the use of “//” was popularized on the neopets roleplaying board, where the use of the word “slash” and other synonyms (shounen-ai, […]
when something is cool but not that cool. origin: the hills of western m-ss, where the coffee is strong and the women are stronger. james frank: i finished all of my homework! dean jimmy: cooliebadoolie man.
- Singapore Ski-Slope
a practical joke in which a person defacates into someones sink or tub, then hides the feces under a thick layer of shaving cream foam. the victim later rinses, or attempts to wipe away what they believe to be a pile of shaving cream, only to discover the suprise t-rd underneath. i woke up after […]
- sinking the British Navy
v. when the feces h-t the water in the toilet, making a loud noise and splashing violently back onto the b-ttox of the defecater. jr: dude, no, you didn’t. not in my bathroom. mark: oh yeah, i just got done sinking the british navy!
random babble spouted by the great patton oswlat. if i had a melted face id have the common decency to kill myself. not go around all melty face…fleberkegerg.