having group s-x with the entire world. nearly impossible due to the fact that there are actually 6.2 billion people in the world and most of them are under the age of 12 or over the age of 75.
guy: i just got to 6200000000th base
guy’s friend: so that’s where i was last night
- Max and Ruby
two dumb-ss rabbits that hop around like they are the sh-t. ruby always is b-tching at max. but this cartoon is very fun to watch after smoking some columbian bamboo a.k.a weed. rosie o’donnell: hey what did you and bill do last night? hillary clinton: we smoked a fat one then went to my house […]
eat, f-ck, sh-t and sleep man, i had a great day! i got to efss. nothing is better then that.
- eggo rofls
1. delicious batter based toaster giggles. great with maple syrup or jelly or jam. 2. what you say when you see a lol cat. 3. what you say when you see a funny lol cat. “hey gentleman! what is the cr-p with this? eggo rofls!” “lolzzzz eggo rofls my friendster!” “i laugh here to my […]
a scientist or person of very high intelligence. it comes from the character, egon, from the ghostbusters films. alan: i got an a on my test. what did you get? jason: a f-cking d. alan: how did you fail? the test was easy. jason: shut up! you’re such an egon! the gluon gun (aka “the […]
- O ryl?
another way of saying “oh really” on the internet. slang. dude: o ryl? guy: yeah, ryl. dude: ..i don’t think so. guy: but it’s true. dude: o ryl? guy: yeah, ryl.