the world’s way of reminding musicians god isn’t real.
a chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them m-st-rb-t-s the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.
something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.
twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.
this new piece has 64th notes. i didn’t even know this notation exists.
this literally cannot get any worse… oh god it switches to doubletime 13/8 on measure 86.
- pt cruisin'
having the s-xual style f a pt cruiser. fat chick: ” i met this weird f-ck with a lame beard on tinder and then he took me pt cruisin’” “f-cking pt cruise me”
- nose head
the product of an autistic child’s half -ssed insult, calling someone a nose head is to be reserved until they completely deserve it, as it harnesses the power of 76 hydrogen bombs packed together and is sure to cause psychological damage for decades to come. cole: hey nick! nick: what cole? cole: you’re a nose […]
- clam pad
when you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others. paul had the boss so loose she was embarr-ssed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. so she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.
- zen den
a female version of the man cave; a place of solace and peace. i retreated to my zen den for a meditation, some reading and a cup of tea.
- tuck away
to hide or store something away. i always tuck away my stuff inside of my wardrobe.