when a female has to sh-t but cant because she is constipated, a male f-cks her in the -ss so it loosens her up. when he pulls out she sh-t all over the mans genitals. then the girl licks the sh-t off of his p-n-s and nut sack and stomach.
rick: dawg i got to 67th base last night.
sam: sick d-cks man, how was it?
rick: d-mn good! she sh-t all over me.
irritating. that’s so irraazz!
when any sports team wears a “retro” uniform that really isn’t retro: they don’t follow the proper style, or they add a bunch of old stylings and call it “retro”. the bills current uniform could be considered a fauxback, since it’s just retro styling and not an actual throwback to a specific era. uniphile: those […]
as big as the world’s largest wave pool. the wave pool at typhoon lagoon is so big, it’s gigantamundo.
- stage fart
a fart that will not come out when you are ready to let it go i was holding in some big ones at work. when i went to the bathroom, i had stage fart.
the art of one taking september 25th 2007 “halo3tuesday” off just to play halo 3, this includes work, school, girlfriends, family, and everything but eating and playing halo. i took the whole week of halo3tuesday off which specifically is the infamous halo3tuesday septemeber 25th 2007, from school and work just to play halo 3. i […]