68

not quite 69 because the guy doesn’t do his part
jaclyn loves 68 because the guy she’s with doesn’t have to do anything but relax and enjoy the view
21 more definitions
you do me and i’ll owe you one.
he pulled the old 68 trick on her again.
a s-xual(often oral) favor performed by someone without receiving the favor in return.

69
man: “hey baby, how about we 69?”

woman: “how about we 68?”

man:”?”

woman: “that’s where you do me and i owe ya one.”
oral s-x on a snowman
when a smaller person under the height of 6 foot 8 is annoying the h-ll out of you, you threaten them that you have a “friend” who is 6″8 and would “take care” of them in a heartbeat. the smaller person is usually instantly taken back and intiminated by that statement, they tend to leave you alone forever and posses a new found fear of you.
beth ( has the “friend” ) – awww what a delighting day out! its such a wonderful day to be alive up in here.

kyle (under 6’8)- your so wierd. your so strange.buy me some gum!!!!

beth- you want me to call my “friend” jay!??? he’s a 6’8!!!!!!!

kyle- woah woah hey now thats not necessary! ( shudders and instantly runs away )

beth- yeah thats what i thought!!! now dont come back now you hear!!!!! you dont want to mess with this!!!!
one person receives, and the other one does not receive in a s-xual term.

all the other definitions had it wrong so i decided i’d put mine in there.
guy:”hey lets 68!”
their s-xual preference:”what the f-ck is that?”
guy: “thats where you blow me,and i owe you one.”
often used as a corny pick-up line meaning the speed limit of s-x.
guy: hey s-xy. do you know the speed imit of s-x?
hot chick: no. what is it?
guy: 68. because at 69 you have to turn around!
hot chick: -slap!-
the act in which a male proposes a false agreement with a female, in which the female will perform oral s-x on the male and the male promises to return the favour, owing her one in the future, thus the name “68”. the male then, subsequently, does not return the favour, thus a scam on the female.
he totally pulled a 68 on her the other night. he hasn’t spoken to her since. word on the street is that she is crushed.