the act of s-xual intercourse in your grandmother’s bed. little known fact, it’s just weird unless it’s also in a public area such as the leaning tower of piza, empire state building, or some other tourist filled sh-thole.
guy 1: i got to 6900th base last night!
guy 2: no way! where did you put your grandma’s bed?
guy 1: the eiffel tower!
guy 3: that’s so romantic bro!
when you fake cancer and get hated by the entire osrs community for the rest of your life. we all know you don’t like jake paul stop being an emilyisproer.
when a man has a woman’s p-ssy on his face. yo man. charles got catfaced like crazy last night
- detroit ball washer
when a man puts his t-st-cl-s in someone else’s -n-s and proceeds to m-st-rb-t-. the action resembles a golf ball washer. if you attempt a detroit ball washer please remember to insert your t-st-cl-s in series not in parallel. my b-lls are still sticky from that detroit ball washer…
chromosomes are what gives people their horrible genes. if you didn’t have chromosomes, you would dead, causing your friends to be happy because n-body likes you. d-mn, fredson has the worst chromosomes slang for a short pool cue that is used when a pool table is in an area wear there is not enough room […]
a f-cking b-tch who takes all your money, then ditches you because she wants to be a hoe. full of stds and is just a c-m dumpster for all the guys she f-cks and blows. complains about her feet hurting because she’s always on her knees. short enough to suck some d-ck while standing. guys, […]