you meet a possible one-nighter. you think she’s a six.
you f-ck her. you tell your friends she’s a nine. (you might even start to believe it).
a week later you realize with disgust that you actually just had s-x with a three.
guy sees female. “she is definitely hot enough for me to f-ck with pride”.
guy f-cks female. “i got lucky. can’t believe that piece of -ss even went for me”.
time p-sses… “awe f-ck!!! i just f-cked a whale”.
guys friend: “you just fell victim to 693 syndrome!” haha sucks for you
(1) a person who is very good with words. (2) a person who has a wide vocabulary. he is such a lyrocologist when it comes to talking to girls. a very sociable person.
- cold grain
cocaine. (it is highly recommended that one wears a gold chain while on cold grain.) cold grain is a h-ll of a drug. i’m on cold grain. every girl wanna hold my chain while i f-ck their brains out on the mustang.
a person, or thing from colea. see: kenji, mink, steve steve is so colean. yoboseyo 1. another way to say “korean”, first used by kenji at www.mm-bbs.com u r teh so colean!!!111
- pull your prick
when you have taken v–gr- but the wh-r- never showed up you have to pull your pr-ck h-m-#1: i’m drunk lets go home so i can suck your c-ck h-m-#2: ok but i get to pull your pr-ck
- Pumpkin Envy
think you picked the perfect pumpkin? you didn’t. pumpkin envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his m-ssive pumpkin. mary: you never call, you […]