the 69er sh-ts, is a six second sh-t and 9 minutes to wipe cause your -sshole keeps puckering up.
i was out drinking all night, and now i have the 69er sh-ts
- Face Swap
when two people cut the skin of their face off, trade faces, and j-zz on eachother’s head so that the face will stick. “hey man i’m bored” “wanna face swap?” “sure, where’s your exacto knife?”
- Facking (sport)
an ellision of “feet” and “attack.” a sport where to compet-tors put their hands behind their backs and kick at each other below the waste. different variations include: last man standing: the two fackers kick at each other until one facker can no longer stand. the last facker still able to stand wins. cl-ssic: fack […]
lame person; stupid person i.e. “lololol im cool i
- Sour Nose
when you go underwater and the water goes in your nose causing the sour sort of sting, mostly happens when upside-down. the boy almost got the keys from the bottom of the lake but he got sour nose and had to come back up.
a person who has done something stupid or moronic, and sometimes acts like a douche bag. guy 1 – “hey, wanna see me suck that dog’s p-n-s?” guy 2 – “no, don’t be such a f-gwald.”