a 69er is when a man/woman and a woman/man lie down on top of each other so that they are both facing opposite directions. and then the both of them lick/suck/whatever each others genitals (p-ssy/d-ck)
when a guy & girl give oral s-x at the same time, facing opposite directions, like 69!
me: g-d i’m so h-rny u wanna do a 69er with jason
janson: yea baby we do a great 69er!
both: ooooooohh yeah baby
me: lick my c-nt hard baby!
partners, licking and sucking of organ’s together….
my favorite before my partner f-ck me…sh-t 69ers! i am getting h-rny when i remember him licking and sucking my p-ssy!
a mountain bike with a 26″ rear wheel and a 29″ front wheel.
this bike is a 69er.
when a girl and guy suck the other persons d-ck/p-ssy
2 guy?gal lick suck everything in sight of the -ss!
guy1 “lick my -ss honey”
guy2 “ok, only if you lick mine too”
- too turnt
when you’ve had too much to drink and you’re p-ssed out on the floor jim was too turnt last night
impen (imp-pen?) \proper noun\ commonly grouped with: douglas 1. a carnivorous man 2. in folklore: wielder of the key to the universe. (note: according to scholars, the “key to the universe” references an unusual anatomy of the dextral m-n-s” 3. in french: i surrender. impen?!
- Wake N Mate
the act of using morning wood to pound the chick in bed next to you. this chick is typically a wife or girlfriend because if it was a one-night-stand, the chick would be gone already. one jolly-hard fellow wakes up in the morning and sees his hot–ss women still sleeping. he wakes her up with […]
- zooey deschanel
synonymous with beautiful and talented; sister is on bones with that guy who was on buffy. woah, that zooey deschanel is a hottie. full name: zooey claire deschanel. an amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. very stunning and definitely unique, stars […]
- Flamin' hot asshole
when you eat flamin’ hot cheetos and then hours later sh-t out a red diarrhea that burns the ever living h-ll out of the -ss crack. omg i just got off the toilet and wtf i had the worst flamin’ hot -sshole ever. it was pure red!