a show on teletoon (canada) that revolves around 6 teens (16 years old) that work at the same mall together. they seem to act older than 16 though.
many of the stores in the mall are spoofs of real stores and the mall is based on toronto eatons center and west edmonton mall
although it is rated g, there is some slightly more mature content making it super humorous. (ex// there is a whole episode on the girls pmsing, s-xual innuendo, flashing, etc.)
i think teens would appreciate the humor a lot more than kids (i’m 17)its well scripted, light to watch and the animation is easy on the eyes
stores found in 6teen:
albatross and finch
nikki: is that a breast?
jonesey: no! its a b–b! i, i mean bowl!
“6teen” is an awesome show not many people know about.its about six teens (all of the age 16) who work at the mall and hang out on their spare time. the plot doesnt sound that exciting, but, you fall in love with the characters! the only people who bash the show are the people who dont take the time so sit through an entire episode. its rated g, but, it should be more like pg cause more mature issues are mentioned, making the show only that much more great. 6teen is great, man. seriously. watch it. right now.
6teen has a wide variety of characters but of course, i have to tell you about the 6 main ones
jonsey garcia: hes a womanizing manwh-r-, yet, those of us who watch the show carefully can so tell hes a “closet-h-m-s-xual”. isnt he great? oh, and he plays hockey.
nikki wong: punk chick with facial peircings and purple hair….ummm, she works at the khaki barn and hates the people who work and/or shop there
jen masterson: controlling, tom-boyish, works at the penalty box….uhhh, she kinda sucks.
caitlin cooke: ditzy, blonde, shop-a-holic, loves pink….her voice is kinda cute though!
jude lisowski: hes a skater dude! i dont like skaters, but i sure love jude! hes just so awesome, and funny. uses the terms “bro” and “dude” alot….kinda sticks to your vocabulary when you watch it as much as i do.
wyatt williams: hes the caring, sensitive guy. he sings and plays guitar, and hes a smart-ss. hes rock too.
wyane: (only being added cause hes the best character ever) the owner of underground video. hes scarcastic, loves movies to death and has a s-xy man-beard. seriously, he’s the. best…..the best!!!!!
some 6teen quotes:
jonsey: “somebody get me a hot nurse!”
caitlin: “i know, right!?”
jen: “i call 3 scores in a season pretty sucky!”
jude: “today is today….right?”
nikki: “i’ve gotta get back to the tacky barn…”
wyatt: (while watching a horror movie) “why is he going back in the house?! is he stupid!?”
wayne: “you don’t deserve to own this movie. come back when you’ve givin’ it some thought.”
the most r-t-rded show on nickelodeon so far (though there is some fierce compet-tion in that area recently). the show is an eight-year-old’s perspective on teenage life. “it takes place entirely inside a gigantic shopping mall” and is about “minimum wages and maximum laughs.”
the main characters are as follows:
jonesy garcia- the hispanic manwh-r-. enough said.
jen marsterson- the tomboy who can “beat any boy at sports.” nickelodeon wouldn’t want to be attacked by feminists, now would it?
nikki wong- the “punk rock” girl who supposedly hates preps, and yet she hangs around with them. hmmm…
caitlin cooke- see spoiled and ditz.
wyatt williams- the only black kid who, “doesn’t mind being different or uncool” because he doesn’t spend all day partying.
jude lisowksy- a skateboarder with short term memory loss who cannot say a sentence without the word “dude.”
note- quotation marks used to show quotes from nick.com’s own description of the show.
caitlin- “oh my god nikki let’s go shop at, like, albertross and finch!”
nikki- “you’re so stupid and trendy. but i’ll go anyway.”
jude- “sweet, dude”
nick producers- “6teen is a hit lol!!!!!1111oneone”
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