derived from 69 and s-m-n, pr-nounced as suman, it is an event that occurs when you -j-c-l-t- all over the mattress next to your partner for the first time, the result of which is a rare but telepathic bond of the two. this synchronicity can happen almost anywhere, and freak the sh-t out of people including the victims of this synchronicity.
6uma9 victim 1: “hey i was just wondering if..”
6uma9 victim 2 and also 6uma9 victim 1: “..we could drive by convenience store and grab a bunch of pads because (i’m) you’re about to bleed from your uterus?”

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