7-11 doorman

the b-m who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at christmas
why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n’ plenty’s?

is it christmas time already?

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