the b-m who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at christmas
why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n’ plenty’s?
is it christmas time already?
- brandy talore
a very hot p-rnstar with ridiculously large t-ts (36ddd to be exact). she has a “girl next door” look and f-cks like a champ. she has some baby fat around her stomach area which she always has covered up in her scenes but most guys would still give anything to have s-x with her. spraying […]
- horse kn*b
the tail end of the peashooter exhaust system on a chavs car. this unnecessary appendage is for show, not go, and only raises the pitiful exhaust note by made by the puny 4 cylinder engine by approx 1.2 decibels. guy :- oy rich, what about that mopar animal yesterday with the big block 440 and […]
- harvesting haploids
harvesting haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation – at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour. see also gathering gametes d-ck: hey peter you want to play some cod? peter: not right now, i’m busy harvesting haploids.
- hesh lord
the god of the religion, gnarism “dude, that was siiiiiiiiiick, praise hesh lord
- hey, i have a note from my doctor
said when someone insults you person a: you’re ugly person b: hey, i have a note from my doctor