how long you have to live after youve been jigged by somebody under the curse of teh jig of death unless you jig somebody else
7 hours on yo’ -ss
the most common exaggeration of time such as when driving or partic-p-ting in some other form of transportation
aww man its gonna take us 7 hours to get there. d-mn!
- 7 minutes of heaven
7 minutes of heaven is a party game where two players have to sit in a closet for a certain period of time during which they can do whatever they like. girl 1:we played 7 minutes of heaven @ eric’s birthday party and i got stuck in a closet w/ spencer. girl 2:b-mmer,he’s such a […]
an email sent to a large group of people that on the surface seems altruistic, but upon closer reflection, belies the sender’s self-love; i.e. essentially -j-c-l-t-ng onto the faces of his intended readers q: did you see djalibi’s latest e-facial about matching our donations to xx charity? a: yes, and my eye still stings and […]
a humorous portmanteau of the words c-nt and tramp. used to describe a person (male or female) who is being a total c-nt, or an annoying son of a b-tch. since the “t” is shared, the word also has a subtle second meaning referring to a ramp leading to a c-nt. sherry was being such […]
- luke iii
-sshole that wears people’s clothes without permission. hey, did you see that guy luke iii wearing andres’ clothes?
- stretch market
n. fictional place where women obtain stretch marks; caution should be employed when using word around pregnant people. check out rebecca. methinks she’s been spending a lot of time at that new stretch market. what’d i hear you say? you come back here! you hear!