the stubble you get in your -ss crack when you miss a shave
my 7 o’clock shadow is starting to itch!
- liquid weed
(noun) clear liquor, i.e. vodka, some rum, to be mixed and consumed as a flavorful beverage. anything alcoholic except beer. “man, im finna get high on some liquid weed tonight, then holla at some shawtys.”
texting shorthand for “f-ck you lance, answer.” used as a follow-up text when you have not received a response to your original text. taken from the quentin tarantino cl-ssic, pulp fiction. original text: are we getting drunk tonight? (time goes by without a reply) follow-up text: fyla!
- Liquor? I don't even know her!
a tired old gag line to say whenever someone says the word ‘liquor’. drinkin’ man 1: “hey, let’s go get some liquor!” drinkin’ man 2: “liquor? i don’t even know her!”
a lochodactyl is loch ness monster/pterodactyl/seduction fireball hybrid. it is created by the used of teleportation and time travel. the lochodactyl is used in modern day baptisms to make getting baptized more risky, the way it was in the early days of christianity. lochodactyls are trained to tell the difference between christians and non-christian because […]
abbreviation for “f-ck your life up the -ss” used by people who want to take fyl one step further (these people are known as d-cks awesome guy: “fyl” some d-ck: “erm, well fyluta!” awesome guy: “you disgust me”