what you should tell strangers your age is because they are creepy and will remember stuff like that.
creepy pedophile: hey you! how old are you?
smart kid: -7 on the y axis!
creepy pedophile: wtf?
smart kid: -runs away-
- Jerry seidu
ole bean head dark -ss n-gg- that jerry seidu is a b-m
- Jersey Shore Challenge
a jersey sh-r- drinking game in which the partic-p-nts take 1 shot every commercial break during an episode of the jersey sh-r-. commercial breaks are every 6-7 minutes typically. bryan: “i issue you a jersey sh-r- challenge!” josh: “challenge accepted!” meathead1: “bro i got so hammered last night” meathead2: “what’d you go to karma?” meathead1: […]
- bacon egg and cheese sandwich
an adjective describing a hot and georgeous female! ricky: hey jessie! jessie: what ricky? ricky: man i saw this bad as brazilian girl at the mall yesterday! jessie: oh yeah she was looking that good? ricky: oh yeah she was looking like a bacon egg and cheese sandwich
baconium (atomic symbol bc) – the fundamental atom that is the foundation for what we know as bacon. this element can be used for a variety of chemical compounds and industrial applications; however,the word is most common -ssociated with food dish containing bacon. a plain cheeseburger could be turned “baconic” with the simple addition of […]
- purple winged bat
a black womans v-g-n-. the sistas p-ssy looked like a purple winged bat.