7 second rodeo ride
you mount a girl you’ve only known for a little while from behind. once you’ve established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. if you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges
crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after i called amanda “kayla.” i held on though.
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