you mount a girl you’ve only known for a little while from behind. once you’ve established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. if you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges
crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after i called amanda “kayla.” i held on though.
- woo factor
a measurement largely (though not exclusively) in college towns of how loud/lively the nights/scene can be on any given night. “i was going to move to downtown east lansing after accepting this new job offer, but the woo factor was so high i decided to go to okemos instead.”
- jacob saggytities
a f-ckboy who sub bots on youtube, and f-cks ricegum on a day to day basis ” look mahkmoud, it’s jacob saggyt-ties”
- snake whisperer
a girl who’s p-ssy is glorious to put your d-ck inside or good at bl-wj-bs and handjobs. the girl last night was a snake whisperer!
- muff bristles
when recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region… m-ff bristles josh:” i was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and i could see her p-b-s poking through her yoga pants” steve: ” oh that’s called m-ff bristles bro”
my failure to read the f-cking manual. a common, nicely palindromic expansion of rtfm, useful when apologizing for missing something you should have read. oh, that was in the docs, apologies for mftrtfm.