7 year old gamers
7 year old gamers are typically into minecraft and use a slurred voice, they own “secret” youtube channels (with around three subs) and have $20 handheld cameras over their broken i-pads.
they sometimes own their own singing channels (don’t worry it’s worse than their “lets-plays” and grammar combined)
7 year old gamers have 3 subs
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