7 year old gamers are typically into minecraft and use a slurred voice, they own “secret” youtube channels (with around three subs) and have $20 handheld cameras over their broken i-pads.
they sometimes own their own singing channels (don’t worry it’s worse than their “lets-plays” and grammar combined)
7 year old gamers have 3 subs
when a fanboy’s ultimate fantasy is realized. the act of masturbating and exploding at the same time. people in the game industry saw the new babymetal video for the first time. fapboom!
the act of formulating and conceiving the best spotify playlist. some members of the squad pit their playlist against others with the same genre for domincance, bragging rights , and permission to use the aux cord. i’m a master of spotification! listen to this playlist!
the horrible things that are said or done by donald trump or negatively experienced, heard, or feared by others because of him. i can’t even watch tv or be on the internet due to to all the maltrumpance.
compress (verb): to put a hurtin on a b-tch! in other words, to beat the sh-t out of a n-gg-. when tyrone’s mom told him to clean his room. tyrone got so mad he was gonna compress that n-gg- until she sh-t bricks and and wished she was dead… mom: tyrone do da dishes n-gg-!\ […]
- stranger mode
stranger mode is the act of masturbating with the opposite hand. a right handed person doing it with their left hand would be doing it in stranger mode. “whenever my arm gets tired, i just switch to stranger mode for a while until it stops aching.” #mastubation #w-nking