the time i have to wake up every d-mn moring for school and it sucks!
waking up at 7:00 am sucks
- crumb cutlet
when you take a girl to the beach and either f-ck her or recieve a bl-w j-b. then after you are done -j-c-l-t-ng onto her face, you grab a handful of sand and throw it into her face. then you proceed to run away screaming “c-mb cutlet!” that b-tch was p-ssing me off so i […]
beautiful girl with a nice -ss. yo that girl was a gladis. a h-rny girl who likes salad tossing originally from cali, area unknown “have you ever had your salad tossed”? person:no gladis:we’ll see 😉 one that is nosey and constanly up in everyone’s business d-mn gladis, how’d u get so nosey… see edna edna’s […]
- butt dance
when a dog scoots on its b-tt, either to clean it, it has to go outside or it has worms. rascal’s doing the b-tt dance. it think he has to outside and take a dump.
- Dork Stub
a tiny ponytail on a man, esp. one that sticks out straight. “nice dork stub, douchebag!”
- jennifer nettles
someone who might of had an affair with jon bon jovi jennifer nettles might have had s-xual interco-rs- with jon bon jovi without his wife knowing.