7/11 rule
the rule guys stick to when asked the dreaded question by a new girl, “how many s-xual partners you have had.” he wants to give a good number, if he says too few she’ll think hes inexperienced. if he says too many she’ll think he’s a man wh-r-. the rule, if you slept with less than 7 round it up to 7. if more than 11 round it down to that number.
bobby: tina asked me the dreaded question.
tim: did you stick with the 7/11 rule?
bobby: duh, i’m not an idiot.
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