the rule guys stick to when asked the dreaded question by a new girl, “how many s-xual partners you have had.” he wants to give a good number, if he says too few she’ll think hes inexperienced. if he says too many she’ll think he’s a man wh-r-. the rule, if you slept with less than 7 round it up to 7. if more than 11 round it down to that number.
bobby: tina asked me the dreaded question.
tim: did you stick with the 7/11 rule?
bobby: duh, i’m not an idiot.
persnicketous is the noun form of the adjective persnickety. essentially, it describes all of the small details to which people, particularly those with ocd (obsessive compulsive disorder) attend. the noun has the same form for both singular and plural uses. “omg my friend jessica was working doing her ap chem practice problems, and still wrote […]
the one thing worse than genocide. one must first have no shame. then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. the partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up […]
the sound of a person eating a bag of d-cks hearing eulalio is pretty d-mn gross
phonetic approximation of the word ‘r-t-rded’. or ‘r-t-rded’ as pr-nounced by… a r-t-rd, if you will. often used to indicate one’s own stupidity. i cannot seem to program my vcr, even with the instruction manual on hand. never mind, got it, i am weetawdid.
a maarken is a blow in, usually male. known to sleep on your couch for days at a time, eat your food and adopt your pets as their own. the name “maarken” comes from the act of animals marking out their territory as the maarken will usually claim the couch, the fridge and the land […]