having s-x 71 times, with 71 girls, practicing 71 different positions, in 71 countries, within 71 hours.
dude, you look tired. have you been getting any sleep?
no bro, i’ve been up for that past three days. i got to 71st base.
you’re a beast.
- all hell broke loose
bad things started to happen just when i thought i was safe, all h-ll broke loose bad things start to happen all h-ll broke loose when the gorilla’s broke loose from the zoo
something your grandmother might refer to when implying she is totally down with online social networking. see also: tweeter. nana: i think i might get me a facepage so that i can see pics from estelle’s 50th anniversary vacay in cabo. what an elderly person refers to as their facebook “marilyn! i’m busy checking my […]
- holy flyin' fuck
when holy sh-t is not enough holy flyin’ f-ck did you see that guy fall dead?
- Alligator Souffle
a real pimp way of saying everything is lovely. how’s things going for you, bruh. can’t complain…far as i can see everything is alligator souffle! i’m not a trader, but if what you got is greater i’ll trade but maybe later cuz my waiter made potato -n- alligator souflee–i got it made. ~special ed i […]
- Alli Simpson
cody simpson’s younger sister who models for pastry shoes and is beautiful inside and out. isn’t that alli simpson?