the 7/24 challenge is a physical and s-xual challenge open to men and women of all nationalities, devised by a number of male and female american athletes when preparing for the 2008 beijing olympics, who were getting frustrated by undertaking conventional training methods for prolonged periods.
partic-p-nts must, in the sp-ce of 23 hours and 59 minutes undertake the following 7 feats, in the following order:-
(1) have s-xual intercourse with their heteros-xual partner (to include -j-c-l-t–n);
(2) swim 250 metres in open water or 500 metres in a swimming pool;
(3) cycle 10 kilometres;
(4) play a set of tennis or 9 holes of golf,
(5) run 10 kilometres;
(6) play one 20 minute period in an ice hockey game or two 12 minute quarters in a basketball game; and
(7) complete a second round of s-xual intercourse with the same partner (to include -j-c-l-t–n).
“so how did harvey get on with the 7/24 challenge last weekend? he looked exhausted when i saw him in his car heading for work on monday morning.”
“he tried so hard , so hard, and was just so disappointed – he completed the first 6 steps ok and when he came to step 7, we had just 8 minutes and 14 seconds left to tick off the second round of s-x, but he ….. “
“he what, honey?”
“i tried everything mom, everything .”
“i know you would honey. so what was the problem?”
“it took me 4 minutes to stiffen him up with some lip work and then he took 4 minutes and 20 seconds to shoot….”
“over the clock by just … 6 seconds , that’s cruel – oh honey, i’m so sorry. maybe he can try again some day.”
“mom, he wants to try again next weekend.”
- whippy nae
another adjective for “f-cking”. this is whippy nae hard.
a restaurant that’s secretly holding a cult and will cook you well done while roasting you in the process. twitter comment: @wendy’s mc’donalds is better take notes! wendy’s: that’s like telling me to copy homework from someone who can read.
- b*tch *ss mom
a mom that tolerates and helps out the deadbeat boyfriend of her daughter i could have watched my daughter instead of your b-tch -ss mom.
funny and cool very pretty too esmai is a pretty girl with p-ssions and love for others she is very loyal and would do anything for people she loves, she is easily sensitive and emotional but that dosent stop her from doing what she loves hey esmai how are you? esmai is pretty
- liquid helium
a liquid that will freeze your f-cking -sshole off even colder than f-cking liquid nitrogen or dry ice i dare you to drink it. man 1: i want to die i will drink bleach man 2: nah dude gasoline is better man 3: liquid nitrogen is way better man 4: liquid helium is the coldest […]