1. someone you can tolerate 75% of the time but who, the other 25% of the time, reminds you why you aren’t dating or married.
2. a person who’s more than a friend but less than significant other.
3. a relationship that’s not a relationship.
“i’m taking my 75/25 to my cousin’s wedding. i hope she doesn’t get any ideas.”
“this weekend? i don’t know . . . maybe i’ll see the 75/25 if i can stand it.”
“no way could i live with the 75/25. i’d rip out his throat within a week.”
“she’s not my girlfriend; we just have a 75/25.”
- hurtin burton
a hurtin burton is an alcoholic beverage that was first introduced in 2011, in halifax, canada. the drink must be consumed at a strip club. it is a straight shot of vodka, and a stripper would lean over the shot gl-ss and fart directly on the vodka. once this is completed, the shot is ready […]
- j*zz grenade
that is, blowing a load of c-m into one of the various orifices of a woman, most likely her mouth. the term was coined by the hungarian rapper tommy fluor open your mouth, here comes the j-zz grenade! gathering around 10-15 gay men, having them all j-zz into a cup, then transfer the j-zz to […]
a fear of the alphabeat she has a serious case of alphabebia
the spelling of drunk text messages. if you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can’t read it as it’s spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to […]
1) any type of food preparation equipment, usually found in the kitchen, i.e. cake pans, frying pans, or sauce pans. 2) any apparatus used for smoking weed. this may include pipes, bongs, rolling papers, blunts, etc. 1) should i bring any bakeware to the cupcake party? no, i have everything we need to make the […]