making the perfect mixed drink or alcoholic beverage that consists of 75% chaser and 35% alcohol…the extra 10% is derived from the shot you take while consuming the beverage
i’m talking bout a 75/35
- anabolic liar
when somebody is blatantly taking steroids but continues to lie about in, sometimes in a tongue-in-cheek way. person 1: did you see how big john got last week? person 2: yeah….he’s an anabolic liar. he has track marks all over his b-tt.
the act of beginning to watch a movie then getting sidetracked with s-x twenty minutes in. sky and i tried to watch djago unchained at least 4 times, but every time we put the movie on we ended up anchormaning.
- ap literature
ap literature and composition is an advanced placement course. it often includes soul-crushing realizations and suicidal tendencies. john: did you do your ap literature essay? zack: nah man, we’re all gonna die anyway.
- arabian sock
the act of prolapsing one’s -n-s and roughly coating it with sand. if the prolapse is long enough, rub the sand up and down as if you are using it as lube to m-st-rb-t- the prolapse with. “did you hear what happened to jim last night?” “no what happened?” “his girlfriend gave him an arabian […]
- *sshole nod
that moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past. […]