77th base

doing every single alaskan _____ in one session. these include but are not limited to the alaskan earthquake, alaskan chopsticks, alaskan crabhammer, alaskan gold rush, and the alaskan umbrella. an alaskan snow dragon must be the last s-xual act performed. good luck.
guy 1: dude i got to 77th base with sarah last night.

guy 2: get away from me you sick mother f-cker.
you stick your c-ck in your friend’s phone, while she makes out with megan fox, and your left foot is jammed in sh-t from adolf hitler, who is eating it while dogs are biting his -ss and a jew is tape-recording it. your right foot is in a sea of p-ss, and the taliban are in there too, being pulled down by some h-rny sea lions that are getting to 30th base. you are to stick your right hand in your girlfriend’s vag, while licking her br–sts, and chuck norris is kissing her -ss, while his sperm are gushing into osama bin laden’s -ss. your left hand is holding a corpse that you raped and murdered two years ago.
arnold: hey, i may have gotten to 77th base, but i don’t feel like i should have to go to jail.

neo-n-z- -sshole: who the h-ll was the corpse?!

arnold: your son.

neo-n-z- -sshole: execute him!

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