doing every single alaskan _____ in one session. these include but are not limited to the alaskan earthquake, alaskan chopsticks, alaskan crabhammer, alaskan gold rush, and the alaskan umbrella. an alaskan snow dragon must be the last s-xual act performed. good luck.
guy 1: dude i got to 77th base with sarah last night.
guy 2: get away from me you sick mother f-cker.
you stick your c-ck in your friend’s phone, while she makes out with megan fox, and your left foot is jammed in sh-t from adolf hitler, who is eating it while dogs are biting his -ss and a jew is tape-recording it. your right foot is in a sea of p-ss, and the taliban are in there too, being pulled down by some h-rny sea lions that are getting to 30th base. you are to stick your right hand in your girlfriend’s vag, while licking her br–sts, and chuck norris is kissing her -ss, while his sperm are gushing into osama bin laden’s -ss. your left hand is holding a corpse that you raped and murdered two years ago.
arnold: hey, i may have gotten to 77th base, but i don’t feel like i should have to go to jail.
neo-n-z- -sshole: who the h-ll was the corpse?!
arnold: your son.
neo-n-z- -sshole: execute him!
that’s too funny to just lol, it’s even too funny to rofl. i saw that comedian and i lolzerm-ffinzed so much!
expertly produced ideas or plans, that are profoundly self-defeating. (please do not confuse this with disingenuous.) alan greenspan’s seemingly brilliant attempts to prop up the market were disingenious at best.
longchu is the result of swapping the moveset of ganondorf with that of pikachu in the wii game super smash bros. brawl. this can only be done by a haxxor. in the months before the release of super smash bros. brawl in the us, meleekirby had a podcast in which people could watch him play […]
not caring, avoiding, meany bob is dislokifnot to his girlfriend, and needs to give her more attention and love.
a word from the swedes, meaning “wow” or “surprised” longiek! (i can’t believe it!)