the numbers to the left of your keypad pressed from left to right (going down by row). caused by boredom and procrastination.
i have an essay to do about lesbians but id rather waste my time. -presses 7894561230-
united states patent and trademark office. group of incompetent government lawyers getting paid lots of money (taxpayer’s money) who in reality do not much work. recently the uspto did not re-new the washington redskins (nfl) trademark because it was deemed disparaging or offensive by these sensitive attorneys. these attorneys may also need ‘safe zones’ because […]
- plunger puff
when his p-n-s’s circ-mference is so large that durning intercourse it causes her to fart. last night during s-x she plunger puffed.
a really big f-gget that everyone hates. he is such a f-g that he nowadays is a meme. example: – did you see that guy? – yeah! he look like a real anthon – yeah i was gonna say that
- double d*mn t
an ironclad guarantee. i double d-mn t you, the team will pull this ballgame out!
a rude little dip shut who bullies and tries to pick fights. he is usually black. he is the jealous type. who would wanna be an ezzario?