step 1. get more sh-tfaced than you’ve ever been in your entire life.
step 2. find someone you’ve only ever met once, like that one m-ssive b-tch from highschool who always used to f-ck that one f-ckm-ffin at school but everyone secretly wanted to f-ck anyway.
step 3. using telepathy to brainwash her and/or the threat of killing her entire family with your jackhammer shoes, get her drunk off her -ss.
step 4. go back in time and double check that she’s still a good lay while she’s drunk.
step 5. come back to the present. if step 4 showed she’s no good in bed while drunk, start over at step 1.
step 6. if step 4 showed that she’s still good in bed even while drunk, engage in at least 17.32 bases with her.
step 7. eat pi.
step 8. eat pie.
step 9. use your reality warping superpowers to bring comic book and/or video game characters to life that you want to f-ck.
step 10. f-ck the characters you brought to life in step 9.
step 11. repeat at least 41 more times.
step 12. engage in base 42.
craig: “yo, jake, you’ll never guess where i’ve been for the past week and a half.”
jake: “you’re absolutely right, craig. i won’t guess.”
craig: “fine. whatever. i’ll just tell you. i got to 78th base.”
jake: “… what the f-ck is wrong with you, man? why are we even friends? and how the f-ck do you even eat pi?”
someone who tries to try to be j-panese – tries to be a weeaboo. “did you see that new wanaboo cringe compilation?” “broo that made me wanna kill myself!” “mom, dad, i’m a wanaboo!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!eleven!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!1!!!” #n-gg-rs #anime #weeaboo #wanaboo #cringe #suicide #death #bananas #relationships #pokemon #australia #texas #d-ld- #aisan p-rn #i love cheese #f-cking men #feminist […]
sequel to #haveaw-nk that teacher didn’t get any better. she should #haveanotherw-nk
- skad**sh the booty
the act of engaging in -n-l fornication with a women. hey yo lurch you gotta skad–sh the booty #booty
a name given to a fps gamer who constantly flanks to get kills “so i was playing cod yesterday and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me”
- humza baig
if you are a humza baig it means that you’re an extreme c-nt to society, it also means that everyone you know secretly hates you and thinks you’re a c-nt. he is slyly pr-ck, and you also love to take a huge black d-ck in the -ss while watching gay p-rn. preferably midget balck gay […]