1. the worst day of my life. commonly misnamed ‘7/7’ to make it easier to remember for f-cking brain dead w-nkers that weren’t there. a terrorist incident where a few f-cked up w-nkers decided to kill ordinary people in london for some obscure f-cked up reason to do with religion. here’s a message for all you ‘wannabe emotional victims’ stop trying to define what you know sod all about!
i would rather like it if all the sad, pathetic, emotional r-t-rds that have no real life, and were not involved in the incidents would refrain from trying to define what they know f-ck all about.
“where were you on 7th july”
“sitting in my office in tavistock square, now f-ck off i don’t want to talk about it…you c-nt!”
- keyser soze
stop! unless you want the ending of a great movie spoiled for you, do not read any of the definitions below. the usual suspects is probably one of the best mysteries ever. if i were to make a list of the best crme films of the 90’s it would rank number 2 (just under pulp […]
- Lesbian Mole
there are only 2 lesbian moles in existence. they can’t stay above ground for long periods of time, but when they do they look like normal human girls fond of the same s-x. when they need to go underground, they use their claws (fingernails) to rip the ground open and disappear. once below ground they […]
a request to annoying busking hippies. after enduring half an hour of atonal unaboriginal droning, i finally went over to the be-dreadlocked raga m-ffin and politely said “please, dude, didgeridon’t!”.
something so complex it can only be described by combining difficult and complicated into one word. d-mn man, i thought that last test was hard, but this one was difflicated as h-ll.
the name for the condition of having one’s neck extremely conjoined to the shoulders, to create a case where the starting point of either part cannot easily be identified. a brother-condition similar to cankles. that person has an extreme case of noulders. were your neck is as wide as your shoulders. that fat girl is […]