8 handed monkey – put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the cl-t with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. place right hand flat against b-ttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in v-g-n- with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and m-ssage below the cl-torus all while performing -n-lingus. warning: this should not be attempted by amateurs or persons below the age of 27!!!!!!
successfully created and practiced by a.c. & d.m.
last night john performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was great!
lesbian public displays of affection, can be seen in the form of kissing, touching, groping, licking, nuzzling, cuddling , between two girls/females/lesbians/butch/queers. stop that lpda! kids are watching.
- josh jelly
when a male named josh s licks the tip of a black d-ld- and c-ms jelly out his mouth with his tip in his pocket he loves c-ck big time hoe hi i’m mike hey you wanna give me that jar of josh jelly tonight!
- crash mission
an activity or mission that is most likely going to in in an epic failure such injury, incarceration, or death. rhonda rhousey getting back into the octagon would likely be another crash mission.
- tiny death
french idiom for -rg-sm. also known as small death. girl: omg, while we were doing it, i had a tiny death. girl 2: omg, i want him now.
cute,smart,and beautiful. a likable and well taught self. the girl was jwana and spoke with delicacy.