8
texting shortcut for oral s-x.
8?
the ordinal number ‘8’ is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound ‘ate’ in written english.
i say ‘often’, i actually mean ‘often (by b-mpers)’
the habit could have originally developed among linux {f-cktard]s in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. either that or from ‘old-school’ rave act altern8 (still dj-ing in and around stoke-on-trent, kids!)
whichever way you look at it, it looks sh-t and dosn’t make you look cool.
“c u l8r m8!!!!!”
“he was a sk8r boi…”
“i’d rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude.”
infinity lying down, taking a nap. it needs to take a rest every once in a while so it can properly function as being the most kick–ss concept of all time.
dave: is that an 8?
sam: no, look closer. infinity’s taking a snooze.
(dave moves closer to take a clearer look)
sam: not that close, you insolent f-ck!
actually 9
f-ck 8
the new emoticon i came up with like 65 seconds ago.
the 8 is the eyes, and the period is the mouth, giving a blank, or more of a surprised, shocked expression.
guy1: dude! i just won a million dollars.
guy2: 8. woah.
guy1: dude! i just did your mom!
guy2: 8.
the height a d-ck has to be in order to go on certain rides.
hey you’re not 8!
8 is symbolic of eternity.
her new “8” tattoo means eternity.
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